imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich

(via forcefields)


when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

(via phobias)

    Parents: be yourself
    Me: -is self-
    Parents: wait no


””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)